apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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