I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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