All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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