god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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