The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Just invented taco cereal.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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