If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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