He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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