His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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