You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize