That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
This is the high leading the old right now
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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