cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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