I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
