I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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