you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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