I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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