The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i now understand why vodka
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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