I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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