No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I think I sprained my soul last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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