Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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