Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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