Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
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