Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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