this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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