it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
