i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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