she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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