i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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