Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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