Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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