butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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