I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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