awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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