Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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