so explain again why im purple
no
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
