Don't you send me to vm
wrigley field is MILF paradise
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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