That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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