she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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