Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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