brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
love makes seman taste better
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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