Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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