i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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