I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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