they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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