I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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