so explain again why im purple
no
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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