How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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