we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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