carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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