how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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