we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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