Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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