i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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