Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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