Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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