How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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