and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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